Best thing since sliced bread!!!

This may very well be the greatest invention since sliced bread. It is truly amazing. I don't think my house has EVER been this clean. I don't want to stop cleaning. Trust me that is truly a first my life.

I just have one complaint. Why has no one told me about this thing before? My friends know I have five kids. That should automatically put me in a position to receive regular phone calls or at least emails when knew things present themselves. I should have been told about this a LONG time ago.

This may very well change my life.